@KevinFarzad: Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf.
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@mashyboo: be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character
@Lunatic_times: I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend.
@danjan13: Good guy in movie shot 3 times: I must save my family Me, kinda sore from trampoline sesh: sorry gramma can't make it to your 85th bday