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@Bob_Heller: "May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?"

"Um, there's no such thing."

"There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!"

“May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?”

“Um, there’s no such thing.”

“There was no such thing as a duck  squirrel til now. Badge me!”

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