@agathagotstoned: May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie
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@SteveSuckington: ME: will it hurt? DR: u ever been stung by like, 500 bees? ME: omg no! DR: ok. that's not what it's gonna feel like. I was just wondering
@TheCatWhisprer: Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.
@Jennifergr8: God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese.