@agathagotstoned: May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie
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@SortaBad: Roses are red Violets are blue Stop clicking your pen when you talk to me Kevin I swear I will murder your face with my tape dispenser
@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.
@Michael_Erhart: Person: "That's a beautiful baby." Me: "Thanks, I named him after his grandpa." Person: "Awe, what's his name?" Me: "Grandpa."