@agathagotstoned: May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@zachreinert03: Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD
@NurseSeymour: Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human.
@TheBeerGuy73: The bank robbery would have ended much better for me if I hadn't stopped on the way out at the ATM to deposit the money.