@longwall26: May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean
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@Sal0630: Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said "easy come, easy go" so I just ran with it..
@theNuzzy: After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.
@EndhooS: "What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.
@Prof_Peejay: Her:"What do you do?" Me:"I teach astronomy." Her:"OMG!! I'm a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?" Me:"Yes, you'll go home alone tonight."