@sammyrhodes: Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it.
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@cornlog: My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true.
@jjax44: A summer getaway for women that date younger guys in the bathroom & want to learn to carve cantaloupe? John Cougar Melon Camp
@david8hughes: Me: you're mad at me about what happened earlier aren't you? Arresting officer: little bit
@Dawn_M_: Do you remember that creepy girl who stood behind you on a train 6 years ago and was smelling your hair? Hi!