@lazerdoov: Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it's soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat
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@anotherbecky429: Nothing like the dreaded "Mom I missed the bus" text to get you up and moving.
@InternetHippo: All the adults who used to tell me "When you're older you'll understand" - I appreciate your optimism but have some bad news
@IncrediblyRich: Saw Helena Bonham Carter walking down Wardour Street earlier looking every inch the mystical vagabond. Was tempted to rub her head for luck.
@djdarrellripley: Him: Sarah is dead. Me: Oh Thank God! She wasn’t answering my emails and I thought she was mad at me...
@deedragonhunter: Dear God I need smarter followers. God: Me too.
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