@AsToldByNithya: Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive.
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@GensPlace: I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before I realised it was their opening hours.
@mantej: PRO TIP: Name your first child "butter", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say "I can't believe it's not butter!”
@Mr_Kapowski: If you wear a cape to a meal, you can spin it around to the front and have a full sized bib for eating