@AsToldByNithya: Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive.
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@murrman5: "when people say different color bell peppers taste different" [doctor nodding] I meant anything bothering you physically
@deathoftheparty: lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake
@flashember: [Cop arresting a centipede] *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *opens crate of new handcuffs* *clink* *clink* *clin