@Sarcasticsapien: Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
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@AnkCoupleTO: Just saw Samuel L. Jackson order a couple of bagels. He paid for them and said thank you so basically now my whole life is ruined
@mantej: Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric.
@BoutCrazed: "I'm frying some fish for supper, so yall come over & eat" is what I said. "You're also gonna be helping me move my piano" is what I meant.
@tarashoe: ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head