@Sarcasticsapien: Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
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@junejuly12: If I'm extra friendly and super sweet when I see you again, it's cause I've forgotten your name
@NotOnTheMoors: I have a male dead set on getting into my pants. It's the cat and my knickers drawer, but still.
@trojansauce: [watching the little mermaid] NEPHEW: mermaids arent real SISTER: not in front of your uncle- ME *slamming down my beer* I KNOW WHAT I SEEN