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@licensedtoverb: Maybe I'll starting bringing a spray bottle and treat them like misbehaving cats.

"NO!" *Shoots person in face*

Maybe I’ll starting bringing a spray bottle and treat them like misbehaving cats.

“NO!” *Shoots person in face*

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