@beisswrandon: Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back.
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@SortaSarcastic: Pick up a book, any book. Open to the middle, and read the first paragraph. Make sense? Welcome to Twitter.
@haleysfalling: accidentally added a "z" to the end of the word "think" in a text and suddenly my jeans are sagging below my ass and i have 3 chains on
@Xoolun: Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend.
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