@WeissBrandon: Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back.
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@XLCadillac: [job interview] “Why should I hire you?” “Because I have pictures of you with a goat?”
@Carbosly: WOW! SNOWING EVERYWHE.... it stopped. OMG IT'S STARTING AGAIN AND... nvrmind. HERE IT IS AGAIN, WEEE...its gone. - Snow globe, the story.
@thatdutchperson: "If all your friends jumped" 'Yes' "But if they" 'Yes' "But" 'IF I EVER GET FRIENDS I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT ME TO, OK MOM?