@WeissBrandon: Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back.
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@badbanana: 1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns.
@atrout920: *During traffic stop Cop: "My partner is indicating to me that you might be in possession of drugs." Me (pointing down): "You mean him?" C: "Yes, him!" M: "So your dog talks to you, and I'm the one who's high?" C: *Stun guns me*
@LogicLaughs: I'm Not A People Person, Or A Morning Person, Or An Evening Person, Or A Going-Out Person, Or A Staying-In.. I'm Not Even Sure I'm A Person.