@WeissBrandon: Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back.
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@Donna_McCoy: My relationships are like pharmaceutical ads. Promising at first, but they end with a string of dire warnings I wish I'd listened to.
@Cheeseboy22: When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!" People always clap when she wakes up.
@kumailn: What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like "I tried to stab my friend" & his opponents are like "no you didn't."