@scarebro: Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot.
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@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.
@hoops_Daddy: If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks like robot, You took too many pain killers.
@kwirkyKerri: There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided.