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@PaperWash: McConaughey: I'll have a venti with cream please

Starbucks barista: ok, how do you spell your last name?

McConaughey: I don't know

McConaughey: I’ll have a venti with cream please

Starbucks barista: ok, how do you spell your last name?

McConaughey: I don’t know

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