@gorrdano: McDonalds employees get so cranky when you perform the entire dance routine to Britney Spear's "I'm a slave for you" before ordering.
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@Schmoodles: Whenever I meet a guy named Paul, I ask if it's short for Paula, then I laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & making friends is hard. :(
@GrantTanaka: me: ah shit, 4 missed calls from my mom...[stares at door] [FBI agents kick in door] WHY DO U EVEN HAVE A CELL PHONE IF U NEVER ANSWER IT
@curledbitch: my premium snap prices: -pics of me crying: $5 -videos of me crying: $10 -videos of me crying in the mirror while throwing the peace sign: $15
@iamspacegirl: Spent a pretty long time watching the cat next door lounge in the grass before I realized he was a skateboard.