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@TheMichaelRock: Me: A wise man once said...
Wife: STOP QUOTING YOURSELF!
@10InchesPlus: Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?
@timdonakowski: I remember when the History Channel actually played MUSIC!
@VampireIguana: Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right?
Eve: Uh yeah, totally
@sara_ashlynn: I broke a lightbulb, smashed artwork, splattered milk from cereal bowls across kitchen walls and knocked over candles.
Fly is dead.
@Jay_FrickinLynn: [At make-up counter]
But does this lipstick come off of a taint?