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@Sickayduh: ME: *angrily dragging wife thru the mall* Maybe THIS jewelry store will have one.

HER: I don't think you get what a tornado watch is.

ME: *angrily dragging wife thru the mall* Maybe THIS jewelry store will have one.

HER: I don’t think you get what a tornado watch is.

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