@JohnLyonTweets: Me at dinner on a first date: I'm not answering any more questions without a lawyer.
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@1evilidiot: You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@Mr_Kapowski: FUN PRANK: Put a bike lock on a bike that already has a lock. Leave the owner a note saying you guys share joint custody of the bike now
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Thanks for the Christmas card featuring the ultrasound photo. Here's one of my family gathered around an MRI of my knee.