@TheBrokenCrest: Me: *breathes* *gains weight*
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@AndyAsAdjective: "I missed you today." "Awwww I missed you too." *both frantically reload dueling pistols*
@P0tterhead_394: "You have a very large package downstairs." I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office.
@AmberTozer: Girl: Gonna keep having sex with this guy until he changes for me Guy: Can't believe she keeps having sex w/me I better not change a thing