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@cepheusjackson: ME: *brings my mom to a knife fight*

MOM: *shouting* use your words!

MOM: *chasing knife fighters away with a broom* I know your mothers!

ME: *brings my mom to a knife fight*

MOM: *shouting* use your words! 

MOM: *chasing knife fighters away with a broom* I know your mothers!

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