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@T_N_Crumpets: Me: [bursts into wife's meeting] BABE, IT HAPPENED!
Wife: Dave, I'm at wo-
Me: I paid for 6 [empties chicken nuggets on table] I got 7

Me: [bursts into wife’s meeting] BABE, IT HAPPENED!
Wife: Dave, I’m at wo-
Me: I paid for 6 [empties chicken nuggets on table] I got 7

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