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@VerifiedDrunk: Me- Can I borrow a screwdriver? Neighbor- Phillips or regular? Me- Grey Goose and Tropicana

Me- Can I borrow a screwdriver?  Neighbor- Phillips or regular?  Me- Grey Goose and Tropicana

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