@EJGomez: me: can i have a coke
waiter: is Pepsi ok?
me: ya pepsi's fine
pepsi: i have a boyfriend
@Phook75: No matter how much you loved them if a family member or pet comes back from the dead don't dilly dally kill them immediately
@dianaaadee: netflix has the worst movie selection no wonder everyone just starts having sex
@MyHairyLife: Spoiler alert: 2013 sucks too.
@LizHackett: Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster.
@Gooooats: Me: I love you.
Me: tah. I love Utah. So many national parks.