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@stevevsninjas: Me: Can you check my balance on this gift card?
Cashier: ok
Me: [ steps on card, lifts other foot without wavering ] Pretty good, right?

Me: Can you check my balance on this gift card? 
Cashier: ok
Me: [  steps on card, lifts other foot without wavering ] Pretty good, right?

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