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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Check it out! I'm juggling!

Wife:

Me:

Wife: You're supposed to use more than one ball.

Me: Can't you just be happy for me?

Me: Check it out! I’m juggling!

Wife:

Me:

Wife: You’re supposed to use more than one ball.

Me: Can’t you just be happy for me?

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