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@IronWang: Me: Close your eyes. Give me your hand, darling. Can you feel my heart beating? Do you unders...
Dr:(removes stethoscope) Really? Everytime?

Me: Close your eyes. Give me your hand, darling. Can you feel my heart beating? Do you unders…
Dr:(removes stethoscope) Really? Everytime?

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