@Parkerlawyer: Me, "I need to get in shape." Hubs, "What flavor? Chocolate or Vanilla?" Me, "Shape, not Shake." Hubs, "So...." Me, "Chocolate."

@WilliamAder: The gym I never go to closed, so now I'll have to not go to a different one.

@petemandik: I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe.

@_thatigirl: Rude lady to me, "Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me." Me, "Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."

@nigelgodwin: I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's fitness.