@Parkerlawyer: Me, "I need to get in shape."
Hubs, "What flavor? Chocolate or Vanilla?"
Me, "Shape, not Shake."
Hubs, "So...."
Me, "Chocolate."
@WilliamAder: The gym I never go to closed, so now I'll have to not go to a different one.
@petemandik: I'd be far more impressed with He-Man if he went all the way and got his doctorate of the universe.
@_thatigirl: Rude lady to me, "Well I'm sorry but you don't LOOK sick to me." Me, "Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don't look stupid."
@nigelgodwin: I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors.
Jehovah's fitness.
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