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@LionJenkins: Me: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this.

Doctor: You're not doing anything. You're just sitting there being alive.

Me: Exactly.

Me: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this.

Doctor: You’re not doing anything. You’re just sitting there being alive. 

Me: Exactly.

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