@bobvulfov: ME: does this apartment have a pizza cellar
REALTOR: again, i dont know what that is
@CodyJP9412: I think one of the toughest parts about growing up is realizing that you don't sweat blue if you drink blue Gatorade.
@dumbbeezie: Women don't make good meteorologists because they're never wrong
@Nonnie_Linda: Sitting here eating blueberries
wondering if my brain is improving
took too long to spell doubt
@sad_tree: [After Big Jewel Heist]
"We did it! We got away! Everything went to plan"
ME(holding my grappling hook I didn't get to use): Yea it was ok
@Shanehasabeard: The Lay's Flavor Contest is back!