@bobvulfov: ME: does this apartment have a pizza cellar
REALTOR: again, i dont know what that is
@AdamOfEarth: Roses are flowers, violets are flowers, I'd love you more if you had super powers.
@LuvPug: It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option.
@jonnysun: *full moon emerges from behimd clouds*
nno--nonono it cant be…RUN. FAR AWAY FROM ME. NOW. IM A-- IM A--
*turns into bungalow*
IM A WAREHOUSE
@SamuelHLowe: - What's your cell phone?
- No, I meant the number.
- It's a 6.
- No, to contact you.
- I don't use it for that.
@HelloJessicaFox: I'm going to visit a dairy farm and pet all the cheeses and see if they'll eat out of my hand.