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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Excited for the dance?

13yo: No, because you and mom will be there.

Me: But I've been workin on my twerkin!

13yo: I need new parents.

Me: Excited for the dance?

13yo: No, because you and mom will be there.

Me: But I’ve been workin on my twerkin!

13yo: I need new parents.

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