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@TheMichaelRock: Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist?

Worker: You mean screws?

Me: I don't know, I'm not a nail scientist.

Worker....

Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist?

Worker: You mean screws?

Me: I don’t know, I’m not a nail scientist.

Worker….

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