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@Vice_Queen: [Me flirting with a twenty something]

Him: When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

[Me flirting with a twenty something]

Him: When last did you get lit? 

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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