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@pinupteacher: ME: For my final wish, I'd like to lose some weight.

GENIE: Only way is to eat less and exercise more.

ME: This is bullshit.

ME: For my final wish, I’d like to lose some weight.

GENIE: Only way is to eat less and exercise more.

ME: This is bullshit.

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