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@jctwritesstuff: Me: *gazes into his eyes*
Him: *sweats*
M *winks*
H: I'm kinda uncomfortable
M: But this is love
H: It's my job to fill liquor orders, ma'am

Me: *gazes into his eyes*
Him: *sweats*
M *winks*
H: I’m kinda uncomfortable
M: But this is love
H: It’s my job to fill liquor orders, ma’am

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