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@Schmoodles: Me: Girls' night in!!!

Cat: I'm a cat.

Me: You're my best friend.

Cat: I'm not even a girl cat.

Me: So it's like a date?

Cat: Get help.

Me: Girls’ night in!!!

Cat: I’m a cat.

Me: You’re my best friend.

Cat: I’m not even a girl cat.

Me: So it’s like a date?

Cat: Get help.

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