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@PaperWash: me: God?
God: yes my child
me: I need help-
God: ask and thou shall receive
me: -moving into my new apt
God:
me:
God:
me: hello?

me: God?
God: yes my child 
me: I need help-
God: ask and thou shall receive 
me: -moving into my new apt 
God: 
me: 
God: 
me: hello?

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