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@dumbbeezie: Me: He was choking. Seemed like he couldn't breathe
Cop: Why didn't you help him
Me: My dog was sleeping in my lap
Cop: Totally understand

Me: He was choking. Seemed like he couldn’t breathe 
Cop: Why didn’t you help him
Me: My dog was sleeping in my lap 
Cop: Totally understand

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