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@timdonakowski: Me: Hey, do you want to go buy some-
@Home_Halfway: Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry.
@NurseMurderer: My favorite part of eating alone at this trendy restaurant was when the waitress asked if I had cats because I had cat hair, "all over."
@titusbb: I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy.
@SharpesEyeView: She left me alone in the house with Cupcakes cooling.
@IamEnidColeslaw: watching my cats groom each other and it feels like I should be throwing money at them