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@ProdigyNelson: Me: hey girl r u an earthquake
Her: aw bc I rock ur world?
Me: no bc your unpredictability threatens the entire foundation of my existence

Me: hey girl r u an earthquake
Her: aw bc I rock ur world? 
Me: no bc your unpredictability threatens the entire foundation of my existence

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