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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Hold still. All I need to do is wipe your nose.

Toddler: *dodges the tissue like she's in the Matrix*

Me: Hold still. All I need to do is wipe your nose.

Toddler: *dodges the tissue like she’s in the Matrix*

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