@truegritrumble: ME: *holding my crying newborn son* There. There. I ALSO find myself very upsetting.
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@CatherineLMK: How come when someone says “we need to talk” it’s never about ice cream or Star Wars?
@UghNotAgain: Husbands. Can't live with 'em but have to take out the garbage and pay for everything without them.