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@briangaar: Me: Honey, are you awake?
[wife rustles] Hmmm?
Me: When we were fighting & you said "Wolverine's powers suck," did you really mean that

Me: Honey, are you awake?
[wife rustles] Hmmm?
Me: When we were fighting & you said “Wolverine’s powers suck,” did you really mean that

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