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@AndyAsAdjective: ME: honey, just tap me on the arm tonight if you think I've gotten too drunk

WIFE: I've been tapping your arm for the last 2 hours

ME: honey, just tap me on the arm tonight if you think I’ve gotten too drunk

WIFE: I’ve been tapping your arm for the last 2 hours

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