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@hippieswordfish: ME: how do u get girls
SCUMBAG GUY: gotta brag about the size of ur, ya know...organ
[later at the bar]
ME: hey baby i got a real big colon

ME: how do u get girls
SCUMBAG GUY: gotta brag about the size of ur, ya know…organ
[later at the bar]
ME: hey baby i got a real big colon

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