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@WilliamAder: Me: How do you like being an Uber driver.
Driver: I don't work for Uber.
Me: So, I just willingly climbed into a windowless van, didn't I?

Me: How do you like being an Uber driver.
Driver: I don’t work for Uber.
Me: So, I just willingly climbed into a windowless van, didn’t I?

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