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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long.

Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better.

5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back?

Me: How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long.

Me: I’m sure tomorrow will be better.

5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back?

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