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@AristotlesNZ: Me: I don't like online shopping. I'm old school. I need to touch it, smell it, taste it.
Her: I still need you to leave our lingerie store.

Me: I don’t like online shopping. I’m old school. I need to touch it, smell it, taste it.
Her: I still need you to leave our lingerie store.

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