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@batkaren: ME: I give you all my love and infection.
HIM: Um. Don't you mean love and 'affection'?
ME: ...
HIM: ...
ME: You should get tested.

ME: I give you all my love and infection.
HIM: Um. Don’t you mean love and ‘affection’?
ME: …
HIM: …
ME: You should get tested.

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