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@liv_thatsme: Me: I hate one-uppers.
One-upper: Not as much as I do.
@robdelaney: moisten thyself and wait for me in the westernmost grunting shed
@dance_blessed: The club can't even handle me right now. Like, the club's just had a very emotionally draining day and the club's been in a weird place.
@NotThatNixon: Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher performing his most elaborate prank yet.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Prank caller: Is your refrigerator running?
Me: Of course. Can't have these bodies at room temperature
@MikeyHill_: I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke