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@TeaAndCopy: ME: I hate owls
[Owl turns his head 180°]
OWL: What?
ME: Oh I didn't see you there
OWL: Are you talking behind my back?
ME: I'm…I'm not sure

ME: I hate owls
[Owl turns his head 180°]
OWL: What?
ME: Oh I didn’t see you there
OWL: Are you talking behind my back?
ME: I’m…I’m not sure

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