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@LorieGZ: Me: I hope you pee your pants, teach you not to hold it in!

My daughter: You shouldn't wish for that..you're the one that does the laundry!

Me: I hope you pee your pants, teach you not to hold it in!

My daughter: You shouldn’t wish for that..you’re the one that does the laundry!

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